okayaugustuswatersokay:

sydnerrrrrrr:

okayaugustuswatersokay:

So my son sent me a text. I replied. He replied. 

When I got to his room he was thrashing about on his bed. “Augustus whhhyyyy?” 

I asked him where he was in the book but he just kept saying that. So I looked at the book. Yep, that’s the page he was on. 

I think his typos are from his distress.

He’s vowed to never forgive me.

How old is your son? May I marry him? Thank you kindly.

Yep. You can have him. He’s in the gifted program. And he waxes philosophical about everything. He’s a handful that way. Btw, he’s 14.

No I want him !

okayaugustuswatersokay:

sydnerrrrrrr:

okayaugustuswatersokay:

So my son sent me a text. I replied. He replied.

When I got to his room he was thrashing about on his bed. “Augustus whhhyyyy?”

I asked him where he was in the book but he just kept saying that. So I looked at the book. Yep, that’s the page he was on.

I think his typos are from his distress.

He’s vowed to never forgive me.

How old is your son? May I marry him? Thank you kindly.

Yep. You can have him. He’s in the gifted program. And he waxes philosophical about everything. He’s a handful that way. Btw, he’s 14.

No I want him !

flihrty:

☆ gypsy/indie blog

flihrty:

☆ gypsy/indie blog

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faithfulimage:

If you can experience this video in its entirety without being moved, you are as immovable as an immovable object.

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ALRIGHT EVERYONE LISTEN UP

tfiosmovienews:

The trailer for TFiOS has been leaked. I have seen it and I am not going to say anything about it to you guys. You may watch if you want, you may wait if you want, but what you absolutely under no circumstance can do is gif it, take screencaps of it, share it, talk about it, lead anyone to it…

Ahhhhhh

livingthetropicallife:

💕💎

troyesivan:

NEW VIDEO: 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!

I got a little sentimental on yo lil butts. I’ll be following back some people who reblog this!

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

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everyone-hurtsyou-inthe-end:

Exactly is right.